willgrahamscock:

btw unclench your jaw & go drink some water

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fizzyimp:

kawaii-pigeon:

simon-newman:

da-boy-o-kultur:

beakedwhalesyo:

alamuts-lair-of-madness:

nicelytousled:

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god gives his coolest girlfriends to his most loser reddit bros

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Dumbasses say they want a manic pixie dream girl, but then lose their shit when they’re actually weird and it’s not all an act. Pussies.

Get a Renaissance woman, bitch about her being interesting.

That apartment decor kicks ass. I’d love to see it.

Also. Such decor is a good conversation starter when you’re having people over.

I want that apartment

Wtf where can I find someone with such amazing taste in decor?

gallusrostromegalus:

maryellencarter:

spotty-bee:

itsquietinsantafe:

the-mighty-tor:

blakegdiamond:

easyvirgin:

happy Thursday the 20th

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

October 2016

April 2017

July 2017

September 2018

December 2018

June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

TODAY

Heritage post

Is anyone else mildly unsettled by the implication that this is going to be the last Thursday the 20th

Don’t worry, here’s the next 5 Years of Thursday the 20ths!

  • May 2021

  • January 2022
    October 2022

  • April 2023
    July 2023

  • June 2024

  • and THREE thurday the 20ths in 2025 with:
  • February 2025
  • March 2025
  • November 2025

socialjusticeace:

I hate the “Oh ur posting without tags? how is anyone supposed to find ur post🥺” warning shit tumblr does now. the hand of god will deliver me unto others

frozenknight:

Gotta get married so I can avoid situations with a “oh sorry I can’t, my wife needs me home asap” and then go home to my beautiful wife

koboldfactory:

I think if a studio exec says they want to force you to starve to death so you’ll be made to accept garbage wages, you should crush them in a hydraulic press incredibly slowly

Like the fact that rich people have gotten to the point where they think they can just be like “oh yeah I’m literally trying to kill you” without fear of repercussions is beyond infuriating. They need to know what it feels like to be beaten to death by hammers.

etakeh:

In case you think the writers on strike aren’t making good use of their time, think no more!

tweet from Dan Amira @DanAmira I decided today that I’m going to see if I can find the restaurant with the highest number of brothers. I am on strike and have nothing better to do with my time. Please join me. 12:03 PM · Jul 17, 2023 included is a photo of a 2 bros pizzaALT
gonna go one brother at a time photo of a 3 bros pizzaALT
no surprises so far photo of four brothers pizzaALT
getting to be a lot of brothers but this was expected photo of five brothers kitchen & cafeALT
fine, sure photo of six brothers dinerALT
gotta be getting close to the end now... photo of cafe taverna barbcue seven brothersALT

Only click the read more if you’re fully prepared. I’m taking no responsibility past this point.

Keep reading

finnishwhiteboy:

hunkledunk:

angmallen:

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:3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3

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:O

cyberpunkboytoy:

kokoinupi:

thegreatyin:

found a twitter tweet that was like “oh yeah content warning hatoful boyfriend has a lot of gore and violence” and every single person in the notes/retweets/qrts/whatever the fuck terms twitter has was going “WHAT THE FUCK IT HAS WHAT” and i find that hilarious because. large amounts of gore and violence is a tremendous understatement about the amount of stuff that goes down in hatoful boyfriend

my full trigger list for hatoful boyfriend (and its sequel), for anyone curious is:

  • war and genocide
  • suicide (including coerced suicide)
  • murder (including decapitation and dismemberment)
  • cannibalism
  • guns
  • terminal illness and biological weaponry
  • persuing monster-based horror
  • unreality
  • scientific experimentation-based horror
  • racism
  • childhood trauma and parent death
  • infanticide (or more accurately, bird abortion)
  • emotional manipulation
  • unhealthy/codependent relationships
  • death of a romantic interest
  • twisted morality and gray morality
  • general heartbreakery

just on the off chance anyone reading this doesn’t know what Hatoful Boyfriend is

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pulling-aggro:

skunktaildax:

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Originally posted by glory-in-fire

treasure planet is a fucking phenomenal film and was released during a time where it was destined to be forgotten by everyone

tooies:

this website’s moderation sucks ass and it has a terrible bot problem and there are an enormous amount of bugs but thankfully we have a staff team hard at work not addressing any of these but instead making shitty ui changes that nobody wants

theshitpostcalligrapher:

thechaosdragoness:

hometoursandotherstuff:

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Don’t forget that Lady Persephone was also equal parts flower princess and Queen of the Underworld. You can do both.

ohey the thing I based my wholeass entire aesthetic on:

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